April 2010
the chinese man
I saw a chinese man walking down the side walk yesterday he kind of looked like jackie chan.. i wanted to kick him in the face just to see but then i decided not to.  1) because if he was jackie chan im sure he would rip my leg off and kick my dick in. 2) if he wasn’t jackie chan im sure he would still kick my ass because he was chinese 3) if he didn’t know kung fu it would be...
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